Saturday, May 5, 2012

99% are not even marriageable

John from New Hampshire writes:

99.9% of the single women in this country are not even marriageable.

Take away the women beyond the marriageable age (over 30).
Take away the fat women.
Take away the ugly women.
Take away the psycho Zoloft / Prozac women.
Take away the raped women.
Take away the women with STDs / HIV.
Take away the women who can't cook.
Take away the women who already have kids.

And you've eliminated 99.9% of the single women in America.